December 2011
Well lovely followers, I’m heading off on a 12 day cruise tomorrow, so for those who don’t unfollow me in my absence - I’ll see you in the new year!
anelderlypenguin replied to your post: Screening calls from my grandmother because when…
elderly relatives >< I feel the same way about my grandfather
Some fun facts about my grandmother:
She told my elder sister she needed to get her ears pinned from the time she was 5, and my younger sister she is too fat to be a model (she isn’t fat)
She told me that my father knew he...
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Screening calls from my grandmother because when I’ve only been awake 15 minutes after a few hours sleep, she is not the person I want to talk to.
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The stupid amount of happiness I’ve felt over the past few weeks is just mocking me now
“Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut,” murmured Paul Lazzaro in his azure...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five (via idioteque-nique)
“If the moon smiled, she would resemble you.
You leave the same impression
Of...”
– Sylvia Plath (via spaghetti-for-brains)
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“Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we’re wired that way. Because without it, I don’t...”
– Dr. Merideth Grey (via natural-energy)
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It’s time to get drunk and pretend that spending christmas day alone isn’t completely depressing
